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Hello Buglers, Producer Chris here!
Every now and then I receive lovely messages from you on email or via Facebook and Twitter. I assure you that these messages mean lot to me, so much so that I screen grab every single one, print it off and pin up on the wall.
Recently however, one of you was very smart, and worked out a way that you could post me a real letter, printed on real paper. Step forward Finnish Bugler Roosa Rookainen…
I’ll be sharing more pics, stories and ‘stuff’ in the new Producers Notes section of the site.
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LOVE you, Chris
I don’t like this “producer’s section” thing. I think it should be the “Chris” section. The current name implies that you might leave. You aren’t gonna be another Tom are you? You do know that every insult you have ever gotten, however fake, was really misplaced anger at Tom’s betrayal right? You can’t leave us Chris!
wait! This shit’s moderated? Can we say “fuck you chris” here? Testing to find out….
Chris
Can you inform us less clever buglers of a mailing address. I promise to not send anthrax nor flesh eating beetles, nor bed bugs, nor highly enriched uranium.
I produce another radio show
Testify!
I am also a chris, which means that by saying ‘fuck you chris’ I am essentially fucking myself over…
Ahh it’s worth it, FUCK YOU CHRIS!!!
Chris, I know we like to express our disdain for you, but you are 3.74 times the man Tom ever was. This website is testament (“Testify!”) that your talents extend well beyond occasionally saying a word or two that we can hear on The Bugle, plus whatever else it might be that you do. When I clicked the link for hating The Bugle and wanting it to go away on the Support Page, and was sent directly to Berlusconi’s Twitter feed, I could see that your handiwork really will be instrumental in saving The Bugle. Thank you so much for all your hard work, you miserable little bastard.
Beautiful work, Roosa!
Chris can blow my Bugle anytime.
Dear Chris,
Although all the ipod / itunes monkeys are screaming and throwing feces at each other in wonderment and delight at your ability to change the RSS feed setting in itunes, we, those remaining monkeys, aren’t able to feed this URL into our non-bullshit mp3 players.
Could you publish the URL separately? Its great streaming it off sound cloud and littering the copy with exclamations of FUC etc, but the old “ooooh its downloaded to my phone automatically and I can listen to it without buffering” still holds some merit.
Best regards,
Rich (the man who spurned the iphone)
*flings poo*
I’ve found the feed burner link
*screech*
How embarrassing.
*more poo*
@joyce testify
Not sure about the rest of you, but when I say, “Fuck you Chris,” it’s actually short for, “I want to Fuck you Chris.” The 40-some minutes of The Bugle is just filler for the 10-15 secs of a voice that will melt your loins like butter.
That is painstakingly crafted abuse. Heartwarming stuff.
I think we’d all be happier if we had a Chris only sub-episode. Pull all the bits together when you’ve spoken, print it perhaps…I imagine it’d be incredible free-form poetry.
Put together it makes up most of the 2nd half of Starship Troopers
WTF is the URL?
what URL?
What’s the URL for the new The Bugle? Sorry for the lack of info in the previous question. I use a pod catcher and the new Bugle is not listed on there, so I am wanting to add it
Why on earth would you want anybody to send you finnish food. Do you really want to experience the culinary delights of pickeled herrings, salty licorice chocolate, tar flavoured candy and a rye malt easter dessert called mämmi that looks like shit? Think again Chris.