| Attention Buglers. We hope you are having an absolutely phenomenal day / hour / minute / week / month / life / millennium.
Thank you to all who have so far contributed to help keep The Bugle alive and bugling.
We have made some decisions on the future of The Bugle. Our goal is to continue satirising anything that moves for the next few decades or centuries at least. If you would like to help us score that goal, read on.
We contemplated charging for The Bugle, looking for advertising, and various other funding options, but have decided to keep the show independent, unbesmirched by the invasive hoof of the advert, and, most importantly, free ‒ free for all 7 billion current and future Buglers to download.
Your contributions have enabled us to do this in the short-term, and now this is your chance to be a Bugle-long-term-future-saving hero.
We are instituting a new voluntary subscription system. An online honesty box through which you can keep the show going for all eternity. Or at least, some eternity.
You can make recurring payments, to the value of whatever you think The Bugle is worth. Some of you might think it is worth 0 pence, or less. Other might think it is worth $10,000,000 a month. Most of you probably think it is worth somewhere in between those two sums.
Choose your own level of commitment, from £1 (or less, if you are a total skinflint) to £1m.
You can also still contribute a one-off sum as before, if you hate the concept of recurrence.
In the Facebook poll we ran after our split from Times Online, around 80 per cent of respondents said they would be prepared to pay for The Bugle. Well, 80 per centers, here is your chance to step up to the plate, slap a dollop of mashed potato onto it, and waggle your face around in it.
So, as the world moves inexorably towards Armageddon, and with the sun due to run out of fire in just 5 billion yearsí time, will you help The Bugle buck the trend by moving into a bright new future?
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